Lawak Di Pagi Rabu

> > > Q: What's the difference between Biology and Sociology?
> > > A: When the baby look like the father, its Biology.
> > > When the baby looks like the neighbor, its Sociology!
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> > > A wife one evening drew her husband's attention to the couple next
> > > door and said, "Do you see that couple ?
> > > How loving they are ? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't
> > > you do that ? "she asked.
> > >
> > > The husband replied" I tried once but she slapped me."
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> > > A businessman decided to take the afternoon off and got home about 3
> > > o'clock in the afternoon. The house was cadent he went upstairs and
> > > opened the bedroom door.
> > >
> > > His wife was in bed, and there was a strange man lying on top of her
> > > with his head between her breasts.
> > >
> > > 'What the hell are you doing?' he shouted. The man looked up and
> > > said, 'I'm listening to the music.'
> > >
> > > 'What music?' said the husband, and he leaned over and put his ear to
> > > his wife's chest. 'I can't hear any music,' he said suspiciously.
> > >
> > > 'Of course you can't,' said the stranger. 'You have not plugged in.'
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> > > This blonde rang up the doctor & asked, "Doc, would u check if I left
> > > my panties behind in your examination room?"
> > >
> > > The doctor looked around & said,"No, they are not here."
> > >
> > > "Oh," replied the blonde, "then I must have left them at the
>dentist's."
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> > > The nervous blonde sat on the dentist's chair to have her tooth
> > > extracted.
> > >
> > > Seeing so many instruments, she got frightened.
> > >
> > > "Doc, I would rather have a baby than have my tooth pulled out."
> > >
> > > The dentist retorted,"Well, make up your mind so that I can adjust
> > > the chair accordingly. "
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> > > What is the difference between a good secretary & an excellent one?
> > >
> > > A good secretary says, "Good morning, sir."
> > >
> > > An excellent secretary says, "It's morning, sir."